25 Pieces of Advice for Roleplaying

[Nail Strafer]

Quote:Always bring a blade to a gunfight, especially if it's a really, really big sword.

If bringing a gun to a fight, you might as well not bother firing more than one bullet per turn per player character. Only one bullet will hit at most, and it will always graze the other guy's shoulder at best.

[Tancer Fang]

nothing ever hits directly ever

[Qesun Vendak]

(01-13-2010 05:32 AM)Tancer Fang Wrote:  nothing ever hits directly ever

Addendum: If it does, the subject has more armor then you can overcome.
Corollary: If above is followed by 'I am invincible,' his doom is assured, even if the hero is a bumbling buffoon.

[Tancer Fang]

The faster the blow the weaker the blow.
Velocity does not transfer into force but becomes a pretty butterfly.

[Skyes Lowell]

You're expected to attack a villain with an entire team of hero characters. This is called 'teamwork'.

The double standard, however, won't allow any more than two villains to attack a single hero. Otherwise, this is known as a 'dirty move' or 'cheap shot'.

[Tancer Fang]

Anybody keeping count? I am not.

Moves have elaborate names even though no one in game will ever know them, half the time the user will not even.