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"Many Jobs of Bobberlay Fox"

Chapter 1 - part 1 - Therapy

Bobberlay Fox: So, what seems to be the problem?

Funny man: I'm afraid of lettuce, tomatoes, cucumbers, avacadoes and anything that can inside a salad! Can you help me?

Bobberlay Fox (thought): Why do I always get the looney ones?

Bobberlay Fox grins and scribbles something on the paper. The one so far being, "Now, I've heard everything."

Bobberlay Fox: Okay, let's explore that. Just a fair warning, my therapy sessions don't last that long, so maybe make this work.
Is this some kind of joke? C'mon, really, who in here is actually afraid of salad?

Funny man: I kind of fear pizza in the same way, since so many things can go into a pizza as well.

Bobberlay Fox: Well, stop it! Just stop it!

Bobberlay Fox laughs: Oh my god, are you serious? This is the dumbest thing I ever heard.

Funny man: Just to let you know Bobberlay, I was playing tricks on you.

Bobberlay fox (pointing at Funny man): Get out!