Song Parodies

[Jack-the-Hedgie]

Out of personal amusement, I've been doing a few parodies of various songs. Since some of them were Sonic songs, I thought I'd drop them in here and see what you guys thought. I'm only showing one for now, since the other two I'm working on are both unfinished, and on my computer, which has a case of the dead. If you like this one, I'll post the other two when I'm finished.

My first song is a satire of stubborn, easily enraged gamers, as well as the general consensus on Sonic Unleashed. This is my first draft, done in about four hours, so I'm open to criticism.

Yes. I'm aware of the hypocrisy. I find it hilarious.

This Gaming Blasphemy

(A parody of Endless Possibility)

[Verse 1:]
This is a disgrace
I'm ditching this damn game
And I'm not looking back

'Cause I know it will suck
Like all the games before
And I'm not looking back

But will it be good when it gets here?
And what will I do if it stinks?
I feel like this game will lead nowhere
Why can no one see,
This gaming blasphemy will be disaster?

[Chorus:]
Won’t play it, won’t play it
‘Cause the idea sickens me
This gaming blasphemy
Won’t play it, won’t play it now
Consider this my mutiny
Get that away from me
That gaming blasphemy

[Verse 2:]
And so the time goes on
The games release has come
I fear it

I then watch the game load
Is it good, I don’t know
Let’s see it
(Let’s see it)

The title screen feels mediocre
The opening makes me scream
We finally reach the first level
Hey, pass the stick to me!
This gaming blasphemy is what I’m after

[Chorus]
I’ll play it, I’ll play it
Now that I have it in my reach
This gaming blasphemy
I’ll play it, I’ll play it now
Look what this game has done to me
I guess that I’ll come see
This gaming blasphemy

Make it Stop
‘Cause it’s starting again
and this is where
my sanity ends

It lost it's speed, it’s losing it's flow
It’s all just a scheme to make some dough
I have to get out, I must get through
I’d have more fun playing Postal 2!

[Chorus:]
I’ll play it, I’ll play it
It’s gonna be the end of me
I’ll play it, I’ll play it now
Before I lose my sanity

I played it, I played it
I guess it didn’t kill me
This gaming blasphemy
I played it, I played it now
I guess I’ll give it a D
Okay, it gets a C
That gaming blasphemy

This gaming blasphemy
(Now on the 360)
Now on the PS3
(Don’t play it on the Wii)

[Blitzkrieg]

This is actually really great. I loved the game personally, and I'm a bit of a die-hard Sonic fan, but even I expected it to be pretty mediocre. This song really captures my feelings on this game excellently, except for the last few verses (Wii pride, fools!). Overall, excellent parody. Now just get that puppy set to music and put it on Newgrounds or something and you've got an instant classic.