Character Ranks Unleashed

[Jack-the-Hedgie]

A sequel of sorts to a thread from the previous forum, where we wrote down our characters various commentary to what ranks they would get, had they been in an actual Sonic game. This time, with a small addition, for the sake of conversation.

In Sonic Unleashed, along with Sonics usual one liners with every rank, Sonic will also do some sort of action to go with it, just like the little victory poses he used to do, more enthusiastic with each rank.

So, with that in mind, what sort of pose would your character pull with each rank, from E to S?

Jack:

E: "That was pathetic..." Jack falls to his hands and knees before covering his face in shame.
D: "pfft.... Whatever." Jack, with a frustrated look on his face, inflates himself to go into his usual relaxed, mid air pose, but screws it up. He winds up deflating rapidly, causing him to shoot straight up into the air, then land painfully somewhere in the background.
C: Same as before, only showing less frustration. This time, Jack does it right, hovering a few feet off the ground with his hands behind his head, giving a chuckle as he smirks at the camera.
B: Jack does a back flip with a hand spring, causing him to disappear off the top of the screen for a few seconds. He drops back on screen, his arm stretched up, holding onto something unseen as he holds himself in the air. He gives a thumbs up to the camera.
A: Jack, with a grin on his face, does a brief break dance, his body stretching out comically from the inertia.
S: "The freak wins again." Jack goes through all his forms before crossing his arms and turning his back to the camera, giving a smirk over his shoulder

Ozzy:

E: "Oh god! Not the music!!" Ozzy drops his guitar and goes into a fetal position, grinding his teeth and pulling his ears down over his head, as if desperately trying not to hear something (referencing the High School Chorus rendition of the theme song you hear when you get an E, which can be "enjoyed" here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrRFOmXaS04 )
D: Ozzy huffs and strums a few notes on his guitar, looking a little pouty. Several strings break, much to his obvious irritation
C: A standard rock star move, Ozzy slams his guitar on the ground a few times
B: Ozzy punches the air a few times before throwing up the devil horns.
A: Ozzy plays a few notes, jumping into the air, and landing on the ground with a split. Pyrotechnics on either side of him go off.
S: Ozzy places his guitar on the ground, where it burst into flames, to which Ozzy recreates Hendrix's flaming guitar maneuver.

[Nokame]

E: Turns away from the camera, and walks off. "Well then. Guess thats out of the way."
D: Adjusts his spectacles then walks off. "On to the next one then.."
C: Adjusts his spectacles then holds his head. "I could probably do better than this.."
B: Pumps his arms in then looks right to the camera "Success!"
A: Pumps his arms in, then looks right to the camera aggressivlely "Success!"
S: Does a Butler type bow, "Absolute!"

[Delrin]

E: Jaw drop. "WHAT THE HELL?!"
D: Snarl. "What?! You better guess again!"
C: Facepalm. "Gah, I suck. So hard..."
B: Looks around in confusion. "What...? Where did I go wrong?"
A: Windmill. "That's how it's done."
S: Airflair, double flair, one-handed airflair to vertical handspin, airflair, double flair to upside-down pose. "You expected anything less?"

[Blitzkrieg]

Blitz:

E: Head droops, arms extend and fall to the ground like a pair of wet noodles. "Pathetic. Maybe GUN was right..."
D: Falls to his knees with his head in his hands. "What. The. Hell."
C: Shakes his head and pinches the bridge of his nose with one hand. "Even Trigger could have done better than this..."
B: Taps his chestplate, causing a few green sparks. "It would have been perfect if I was on full charge..."
A: Hands morph to BladeClaw form, and he makes slashing motions at the camera before giving a thumbs up. "Hah, next time give me a challenge."
S: Crushes a Chaos Drive in his hand, and green energy surges around him like in Dragon Ball Z. "Nothing can stop me! I'm invincible!"

Shadow:

E: Frowns with his arms crossed, turns away from the camera then uses Chaos Control to vanish without a word.
D: Falls to one knee and pounds the ground with a fist, causing a pulse of red lightning to run up his arm. "Damn it!"
C: Shakes his clenched fist (the one missing the bracelet). "If only I had it..."
B: Punches his fist into his open palm. "Fine, but I could have done better..."
A: Jumps in the air and hovers for a second with his Air Shoes before landing in a fighting stance. "I'm unstoppable!"
S: Creates a halo of Chaos Spears around him and strikes a confident pose, laughing. "I truly am the Ultimate Life Form!"

Denalik:

Dunno, I haven't gotten a feel for the character yet. I'll probably change this when I have.