06-14-2011, 12:48 PM
Yoli posted a topic like this a long time ago, and I've remembered it ever since. Basically, you take an actual serious moment from one of the roleplays here, and then subvert the mood by making it absolutely silly and funny XD I shall start...
http://www.saftermath.com/forum/showthre...666&page=4
Original thread, Belly of the Beast...with me slightly editing post 33 from Chadin =D
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My eyes bulged in alarm when I saw the red text appear with its ominous warning. Giichi's remark did little to settle that voice in my head screaming for me to get out of here. "Oh no, if the system's booted you out, that means it knows it was being hacked. That means we're going to be crawling in Swatbots any second now! We have to get out of here!!!" I grabbed Giichi by the arm and practically dragged him away from the terminal and back to the freight lift we'd used to get in.
Unfortunately we wouldn't even get halfway there before my keen hearing heard the tell-tale swish of a mechanical door sliding open and the rhythmic clank of metal boots. I spun around in horror to see at least half a dozen Swatbots piling out of a another elevator on the other side of the vast room. Bright strobbing red lights flashed on the tops of their dome shaped heads while a dull sound echoed throughout the room that ironically sounded like a police siren. The lead ranks all raised their arms in perfect unison while simultaneously each one shouted out in their monotone robotic voices:
"Intruders located, level 75, priority alert!" the first called out.
"Halt in the name of Dr. Robotnik." Another one declared.
"Abandon all hope all ye who enter." Said a third.
"Error, audio file not found." A fourth declared.
My ears leapt out to the sides in fright, knowing exactly what was coming next. "GET DOWN!!!" I shoved Giichi behind one of the server banks as I simultaneously jumped for the bank on the other side of the hall. I don't know what happened to Giichi at that moment, but all I know is that as I was, for only a brief second leaping through the air, I felt the equivalent of a bull charging into my rib cage at full gallop.
"AGGGHHH!!!"
When I fell to the floor I could not move. Robotnik knew the perfect weapon to use on me, and he had used it well. Amongst the four SWATbots was an ordinary car, with its lights turned on and facing me. I could not move.
"Chadin! What's wrong? It's just a stupid car!"
I wanted to call out that it definitely was not just a stupid car, but the headlights froze my mouth in place too. Giichi rushed over and tried to shake me, but it was of no use. So because of me, we both got captured and are now roboticized.
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XD
http://www.saftermath.com/forum/showthre...666&page=4
Original thread, Belly of the Beast...with me slightly editing post 33 from Chadin =D
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My eyes bulged in alarm when I saw the red text appear with its ominous warning. Giichi's remark did little to settle that voice in my head screaming for me to get out of here. "Oh no, if the system's booted you out, that means it knows it was being hacked. That means we're going to be crawling in Swatbots any second now! We have to get out of here!!!" I grabbed Giichi by the arm and practically dragged him away from the terminal and back to the freight lift we'd used to get in.
Unfortunately we wouldn't even get halfway there before my keen hearing heard the tell-tale swish of a mechanical door sliding open and the rhythmic clank of metal boots. I spun around in horror to see at least half a dozen Swatbots piling out of a another elevator on the other side of the vast room. Bright strobbing red lights flashed on the tops of their dome shaped heads while a dull sound echoed throughout the room that ironically sounded like a police siren. The lead ranks all raised their arms in perfect unison while simultaneously each one shouted out in their monotone robotic voices:
"Intruders located, level 75, priority alert!" the first called out.
"Halt in the name of Dr. Robotnik." Another one declared.
"Abandon all hope all ye who enter." Said a third.
"Error, audio file not found." A fourth declared.
My ears leapt out to the sides in fright, knowing exactly what was coming next. "GET DOWN!!!" I shoved Giichi behind one of the server banks as I simultaneously jumped for the bank on the other side of the hall. I don't know what happened to Giichi at that moment, but all I know is that as I was, for only a brief second leaping through the air, I felt the equivalent of a bull charging into my rib cage at full gallop.
"AGGGHHH!!!"
When I fell to the floor I could not move. Robotnik knew the perfect weapon to use on me, and he had used it well. Amongst the four SWATbots was an ordinary car, with its lights turned on and facing me. I could not move.
"Chadin! What's wrong? It's just a stupid car!"
I wanted to call out that it definitely was not just a stupid car, but the headlights froze my mouth in place too. Giichi rushed over and tried to shake me, but it was of no use. So because of me, we both got captured and are now roboticized.
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XD